purber

a stud, a jock, the true peak of masculinity, he knows no bounds and can do everything.he can and will do anything and will receive no punishment because he simply lives on a higher plane of existence

someone: i think he is purber
barg: yes he is truely a purber

by galinger January 10, 2024

purber

a person who is truly the peak of humanity, no one can stop him whenever he is focused. truly a spectacle.

truly purber
yeah one would even assume his family is just purbers

by galinger January 13, 2024

Perbert

A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.

Nymn: "Look at his butt!"
HAchubby: "You are just perbert."

by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014

PURKER

Purker: cute and adorable and sexy and hott and fine and beautiful and gorgeous, it means each and every one of these words .

EX: Jennifer you are so Purker!

by DOUG.E FRESH February 26, 2008