When you take your cute ass tiny puppy into public and you get swarmed with salivating puppy-crazed chicks on smartphones snapping endless pics. All one can do is run and pray the roads are safe... or hang out and scope for numbers.
So my dog rides with me on the motorcyle and wears doggles to protect its eyes. But i cant even order coffee without the friggin puppyrazzi swarming me.
by Helo world champ April 25, 2017