Definitions by Avnish

swear to gods 

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

swear to gods by avnish May 12, 2010

defraternize 

Similar to the concept of defriending, defraternization occurs when a person removes a friend or a sibling from their list of family members on their facebook profile. It usually occurs when a person decides to finally get 'serious' about facebook or they no longer regard the other person as a brother/sister.

Ex 1. ARJUN: Dude can you believe Aparna just defraternized me from facebook? She said something about how she wants to only keep her real siblings on facebook. Lame!

Ex 2. JEFF: Man this guy Pete is really annoying and I don't consider him my bro anymore. I'm gonna defraternize him.

defraternize by Avnish April 2, 2010

amazesack 

When something is just too incredibly amazing to explain using normal english words. Coined by Katy Perry via Twitter on February 9th 2010.

Katy Perry:
@skyferreira I didn't know I had the power to get popstars grounded! Amazesack!

amazesack by avnish February 11, 2010

pussyrazzi 

Tabloid photo-journalists whose sole purpose is to photograph crotch shots of celebrities as they get out of motor vehicles.

JIM: Hey Bob, did you see the new Lindsay Lohan pics the pussyrazzi took?

BOB: No man, but the pussyrazzi was trying to catch my girlfriend last week as she was getting out of my Benz.

pussyrazzi by Avnish September 22, 2009

fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!

fuck your happiness by Avnish May 18, 2008

chipotle cha-chas 

The extreme indigestion you have after eating a Chipotle burrito.

Jim: "Hey Bob, you wanna go to the movies?"
Bob: "I can't man. I just ate a fajita burrito with extra steak, no salsa, and now I've got a bad case of the Chipotle cha-chas."

chipotle cha-chas by avnish June 9, 2007