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Puppirazzi

The inevitable and almost instantaneous gaggle of pre- pubescent girls who show up whenever a puppy (or infant of any animal) is brought out in public.

The Puppirazzi usually form a small adoringly menacing circle around the overwhelmed pup, each trying to both get its attention and devour its cuteness at the same time.

Expect frenzied amounts of competing "Awwwww's" and "He's soooooo cute!" and "what's his name?" and "can I hold him?", etc.
I tried walking little Luna to the soccer field to watch the kids' game, but didn't get far as we were immediately mobbed by the Puppirazzi from the nearby school.
Puppirazzi by mikeyfire February 6, 2012
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puppyrazzi 

When you take your cute ass tiny puppy into public and you get swarmed with salivating puppy-crazed chicks on smartphones snapping endless pics. All one can do is run and pray the roads are safe... or hang out and scope for numbers.
So my dog rides with me on the motorcyle and wears doggles to protect its eyes. But i cant even order coffee without the friggin puppyrazzi swarming me.
puppyrazzi by Helo world champ April 25, 2017
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Pepperazzi 

A group of people or gangstalkers that follow a person around secretly. Take pictures, hack their phones, anything to make their life miserable.
I can't go anywhere, the pepperazzi are out and in action. Fml!

popparazzi 

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.
OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!
popparazzi by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017

Papparazzi 

V. To follow someone closely with a camera, intermittently snapping photos only to annoy and aggravate them usually after they have wronged you in some way
This girl stepped on my foot in line for the bathroom and wouldn't apologize, so I decided to papparazzi that bitch.
Papparazzi by Pumpkin860 March 7, 2009

Pepperazzi 

Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.
The pepperazzi are stalking each other's dishes at that table over there.
Pepperazzi by The Stew October 3, 2012

Pepperazzi 

The cop who sprays innocent protestors with pepper spray
That pepperazzi just blasted those kids.
Pepperazzi by donut99boy March 22, 2013