puppiest
puppiest by ThePuppiestPuppy September 13, 2023
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Score puppies
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021
knicker puppies
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009
puppies
Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome
puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018
stabbin' puppies
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008
Soccer Puppies
The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.
The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.
From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.
From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
Soccer Puppies by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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