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a guy who trys hard and fails on a girl, a guy with a stupid ass look on his face, a pedofile or rapist looking motherfucker, a guy that looks awkward in everything they do, a guy who tries to look cool in front of people, a lagger, a guy who bitches about everything, a guy u simply dislike, and pretty much a guy you can look at and laugh for no apparent reason...that's a panster aka chwexster
George Bush and the pansters from One Direction
Panster by BigBigErick November 2, 2013
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A panster is a person who acts and pretends that they're a gangster. A pretend gangster
"Hahah he's a proper panster him"
Panster by Nwordmaker2 April 19, 2018
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Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Punster by G July 21, 2015
A NaNoWriMo term that means that you 'fly by the seat of your pants' when you are writing your novel. You have nothing but the absolute basics planned out for your novel.

This outlook towards writing is often opposed by the 'planner', who knows exactly what is going to happen, when it will happen, and where it will happen. There is often enmity between the two types of writers.
Another pantser?! Seriously, GTFO.
Pantser by FightOrFlight November 22, 2010
person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh
Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1
paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Panteralyzed 

temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.
Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'
Panteralyzed by TwatCop May 14, 2007
A fucking kickass metal band that has, believe it or not, made a special appearance in Spongebob Squarepants' episode of "Pre-Hibernation Week". Fast ass drum beats and awesome riffs make up this band.
Fuck the world.
Fuck the mainstream.
Fuck the trend.
Pantera by Fuck Halo 2. November 5, 2004
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