punhole

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Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.

He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010

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punhole

Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.

He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010

Related Words

punhole • pinhole • Pumhole • Punghole • Punkhole Mongrel • Pump Pumhole • tighter than a pinhole • PUNK HOLE • pus hole

Pumhole

The fleshy opening to a girls vagina

Lad 1: I finger blasted some sluts pumhole last night

Lad 2: did you destroy her pumhole?

Lad 1: yeah proper dirty pumhole now

Pumhole by vajeenwarrior10 October 11, 2012

pinhole

to pinhole someone: to stick a pin through the centre of a comdom, and then sleep with a guy, using the defected item. The female in the situation will become impregnated, therefore causing the guy to stay with the girl. Useful in desperate times. Not advisable in a two girl one guy threesome.

Bobby: Aw man, the girlfriend pinholed me last night! Now shes knocked up and i'm stuck her!
Jimmy: That bitch.

pinhole by tomjgibbs April 14, 2006

tighter than a pinhole

Tight pussy usually used for virgins wen u cant get ur dick in.

An expression comonaly used to offend sum1

guy 1 : u fuck her then?
guy 2 : no tighter than a pinhole

tighter than a pinhole by KB111 April 25, 2009

Punkhole Mongrel

(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.

(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.

Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."

Punkhole Mongrel by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014

Punghole

Derived from swedish word "punghålla" pung hole is a mysterious hole that sometimes just appears at the bottom of the male testicles

Person 1: - Dude,I've finally got my punghole!!!
Person 2:-Wtf??

Punghole by Jqs sowre May 12, 2021

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026