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Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."
punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010
The fleshy opening to a girls vagina
Lad 1: I finger blasted some sluts pumhole last night

Lad 2: did you destroy her pumhole?

Lad 1: yeah proper dirty pumhole now
Pumhole by vajeenwarrior10 October 11, 2012
to pinhole someone: to stick a pin through the centre of a comdom, and then sleep with a guy, using the defected item. The female in the situation will become impregnated, therefore causing the guy to stay with the girl. Useful in desperate times. Not advisable in a two girl one guy threesome.
Bobby: Aw man, the girlfriend pinholed me last night! Now shes knocked up and i'm stuck her!
Jimmy: That bitch.
pinhole by tomjgibbs April 14, 2006

tighter than a pinhole

Tight pussy usually used for virgins wen u cant get ur dick in.

An expression comonaly used to offend sum1
guy 1 : u fuck her then?
guy 2 : no tighter than a pinhole
tighter than a pinhole by KB111 April 25, 2009

Punkhole Mongrel 

(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.

(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.
Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."

Punghole 

Derived from swedish word "punghålla" pung hole is a mysterious hole that sometimes just appears at the bottom of the male testicles
Person 1: - Dude,I've finally got my punghole!!!
Person 2:-Wtf??
Punghole by Jqs sowre May 12, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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