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Punintentional 

Depending on the situation punintentional means either an intentional pun as in pun intentional or as in an unintentional pun as in a pun on the word unintentional.
1. "Chop chop I need to get going" said the client in a whimsical way. "That was punintentional" laughed the barber.

2. "Did you hear about the fire at the campsite... it was so intense ( in tents)" said man 1. "Well that was a bad pun" said man 2. "Sorry it was punintentional" said man 1 with an aura of jokiness.
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punitentiary 

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!
punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Nude Punin 

Female not wearing underwear (poo-nin)
Hey, Danelle, it's so hot I'm nude punin; who needs underwear on a day like this?
Nude Punin by Free balling July 26, 2019
To jerk off or a jerk off. It's also used to start a nasty sentence. Spanish word used by my Puerto Rican family a lot.
Estoy aciendo la punieta en mi casa.
Punieta!! Get the fuck outta here.
punieta by Mr. Uhhh June 19, 2005

punitrate 

To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up
My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night
punitrate by number22haha September 26, 2010
1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.
1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!
Punieta by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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