punieta 

To jerk off or a jerk off. It's also used to start a nasty sentence. Spanish word used by my Puerto Rican family a lot.

Estoy aciendo la punieta en mi casa.
Punieta!! Get the fuck outta here.

punieta by Mr. Uhhh June 19, 2005

Punieta 

1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.

1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!

Punieta by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011

puñeta 

This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.

1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)

puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

Punyeta 

(Poon-ni-yeah-tah)
A word commonly used in both Spanish and Philippine regions, expresses shock, anger, distress, and other negative manners.

"Ginoong Luna ipapakulong po daw ang ating kababayang-"
"pUNYETA"

Punyeta by Mach s'coufage verrier.. September 8, 2020

punheta

portuguese word for wanking(tossing the gherkin)

i caught my boyfriend wanking in the dark, he scared me to death.

punheta by mazda71 September 7, 2003

puñeta 

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.

puñeta by Randomidous® January 1, 2006

puñeta 

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

puñeta by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007