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The Ill Punandy 

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.
Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!
The Ill Punandy by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003
Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.
Check the punando on that chick!
Punando by Ed April 24, 2005
Ride de Punanny (song title)
punanny by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Benz Punany 

Expensive PUSSY. NOT TO BE TOYED WITH BY LITTLE BROKE MEN.
Dick: Omg I want to fuck amanda.
Amanda: No nigga i got the BENZ PUNANY! HANNNN
Benz Punany by TeBeQUE April 22, 2011
Well, originally the word "punany" or "punani" was used in India -- its in the Kama Sutra -- to describe the female sex organ.

Indian laborers were used to build roads in Jamaica and the Caribbean during the 1930's, 40's and 50's so a lot of Indian slang made its way into the Jamaican vernacular.

There are literally thousands of Jamaican dancehall records glorifying the punany....probably rivaled only by ganja songs. Ganja is also an Indian-based word.
punany by Anonymous August 14, 2003

punany poet

Punany Poet is an artist(poet) who describes pussy and sex within their poems
Lay down so i could get at you girl
everything you want i got righ in my mouth
tounge tied to the bed is where your going to stay

maybe you'll get more then you bargined for
elite licking that pussy wet
....my game faster then wait makes you insane

like the licks i give..lapping up that pussy wet for days
i see you spread between the sheets
gripping as you throw back your head
cum baby girl cum in my mouth, as i slide up in you two of my fingers tight

keep your moans coming as i push my face in your pussy for more lovin.

lick and suck is what i wanna do - i just want it wet

so i could suck that shit clean

punany poetry <3
punany poet by Chelsea247 June 3, 2008