The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.

Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!

The Ill Punandy by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003

Related Words

punandy • The Ill Punandy • punany • punanny • Punancy • Punando • Punannynanerson • Punany Biatch • Punany Danny • punany poet

Punando

Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.

Check the punando on that chick!

Punando by Ed April 24, 2005

punanny

Synonym for cunt. West Indian origin

Ride de Punanny (song title)

punanny by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Benz Punany

Expensive PUSSY. NOT TO BE TOYED WITH BY LITTLE BROKE MEN.

Dick: Omg I want to fuck amanda.
Amanda: No nigga i got the BENZ PUNANY! HANNNN

Benz Punany by TeBeQUE April 22, 2011

punany

Well, originally the word "punany" or "punani" was used in India -- its in the Kama Sutra -- to describe the female sex organ.

Indian laborers were used to build roads in Jamaica and the Caribbean during the 1930's, 40's and 50's so a lot of Indian slang made its way into the Jamaican vernacular.

There are literally thousands of Jamaican dancehall records glorifying the punany....probably rivaled only by ganja songs. Ganja is also an Indian-based word.

punany by Anonymous August 14, 2003

punany poet

Punany Poet is an artist(poet) who describes pussy and sex within their poems

Lay down so i could get at you girl
everything you want i got righ in my mouth
tounge tied to the bed is where your going to stay

maybe you'll get more then you bargined for
elite licking that pussy wet
....my game faster then wait makes you insane

like the licks i give..lapping up that pussy wet for days
i see you spread between the sheets
gripping as you throw back your head
cum baby girl cum in my mouth, as i slide up in you two of my fingers tight

keep your moans coming as i push my face in your pussy for more lovin.

lick and suck is what i wanna do - i just want it wet

so i could suck that shit clean

punany poetry <3

punany poet by Chelsea247 June 3, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026