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Mash Punado 

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.
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A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.
"Such a Penando post!"
Penando by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022

The Ill Punandy 

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.
Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!
The Ill Punandy by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003
the think that babies come out of.

lick her punandy
punandy by kingoftheswing69er December 23, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026