The consistant thrusting and pummeling of the vagina vivaciously during an act of sex. When a person, usually a female, gets a "penis pumbleing" the person usually can not walk correctly for a week or two. If they can walk straight, then you either:
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis C. Both
Rondel:"Damn! Look at how Mary is walking! Her legs are all spaced out and shit... it's like she has a huge stick in her ass or something. Hey James, where did you say you were last night?"
James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.