Pumice
Freddy: Hey, did you get that answer on the geology test about pumice?
Me: Why would butt-hair be on a geology test?
Me: Why would butt-hair be on a geology test?
Pumice by Diggity Dawg February 20, 2011
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Pumice • Pumice Cock • minge-pumice • Tumble Pumice • puice • Pubice • Pulice • pumie • pumite • PumpCel
Pumice
1. The Stuff you find in soap
2. A crazy man telephone operator who keeps you on the phone way too long, charges you extra money, makes you spell his name and never connects your call.
2. A crazy man telephone operator who keeps you on the phone way too long, charges you extra money, makes you spell his name and never connects your call.
1. I scrub my feet with pumice in the shower.
2. I missed my buss and never got to call mom because this asshole Operator named Pumice wouldn't get off the phone connect my call.
2. I missed my buss and never got to call mom because this asshole Operator named Pumice wouldn't get off the phone connect my call.
Pumice by Jersey Girl in Florida April 7, 2020
Pumice Cock
A pumice cock is a penis which has been thorougly scrubbed with a pumice rock, because of a recent sexual intercourse with a person whom you believe to have STD's. The act of "pumicing" can be applied to any part of the human body which you believe to be infected, eg. pumice anus.
ok, so i had a beer. Ok, so maybe it was more like 12. Maybe i fucked the dinnerlady from my local high-school. You know, the one who all your friends goaded you about when you were like 9 (lets just say shes no princess).
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Pumice Cock by Randy Savage's Bitch October 25, 2005
minge-pumice
1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
minge-pumice by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011
Tumble Pumice
1)The event in which pumice (an extremely light non dense pyroclastic vasicular rock) is blown by a breeze and acts in the same fashion as a tumble weed.
2) The title of the holiday/celebration/festivities/fiesta held on May 10th, during which one celebrates whatever they damn well please, however they damn well please.
*in both cases they got that pyroclastic flow*
2) The title of the holiday/celebration/festivities/fiesta held on May 10th, during which one celebrates whatever they damn well please, however they damn well please.
*in both cases they got that pyroclastic flow*
1) Dude check out that Tumble Pumice, is practically the tumble weeds of the geological realm
2) Man, I got so blasted at my Tumble Pumice yesterday, and basically puked out my entrails
3) Rob Schneider is ... a tumble pumice?
2) Man, I got so blasted at my Tumble Pumice yesterday, and basically puked out my entrails
3) Rob Schneider is ... a tumble pumice?
Tumble Pumice by theglidemaster May 10, 2015
pumite
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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