Definitions by theglidemaster

Sneeky Pete 

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

Sneeky Pete by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Tumble Pumice 

1)The event in which pumice (an extremely light non dense pyroclastic vasicular rock) is blown by a breeze and acts in the same fashion as a tumble weed.

2) The title of the holiday/celebration/festivities/fiesta held on May 10th, during which one celebrates whatever they damn well please, however they damn well please.

*in both cases they got that pyroclastic flow*

1) Dude check out that Tumble Pumice, is practically the tumble weeds of the geological realm

2) Man, I got so blasted at my Tumble Pumice yesterday, and basically puked out my entrails

3) Rob Schneider is ... a tumble pumice?

Tumble Pumice by theglidemaster May 10, 2015

gliding 

When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts

oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.

gliding by theglidemaster September 23, 2014