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puriteen
A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
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pumit
A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.
punitentiary
An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
pumit
A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.
minge-pumice
1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
minge-pumice by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011
puriteen
An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.
Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.
puriteen by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021
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