puitter

When you shart and you pee at the same time

I just puittered in a restaurant

by Unknown 🤢💩 March 30, 2019

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Pitter Patter

Pitter patter is the first part to a saying (pitter patter, let's get at er). It basically means "let's go". This saying is used a lot in the tv show Letterkenny.

Friend 1: You wanna get hammered
Friend 2: Sure
Friend 1: Well, Pitter Patter
Friend 2: Let's get at 'er!

by Mr Muffins June 11, 2020

Mucky Putter

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse

i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter

by el banan 22 June 29, 2011

Pitter Patter

Slang, come on let's go!

*shouting out in the yard during a thunderstorm* "Look at you pups houndin' around all muddy...get in here, quick! Pitter Patter, let's get at 'er!"

by SassiBass18 August 6, 2018

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011

mud putter

The shitty, loud, and just plain obnoxious scooters that generally black people ride in many neighborhoods. Generally have a flappy orange flag on the back. Mud being that black guy ridin it.

Dawg i hope his mud putter gets smashed by a semi. So tired of hearin that shit drivin up and down the street

by mr.mikey August 7, 2008