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Often in dealing with Open Source Software, you ask a simple question, you get back RTFM as in Read The F...

That might be ok for dumb questions if there is adequate documentation, examples, faqs and how-to's but often more experienced people find that no one has bothered to produce documentation, or has simply added together some hastily assembled notes written on envelopes salvaged out of the trash bin and in their programmer's arrogance, think that's good enough.

Q. When my customer tries to use the shopping cart it has this odd bug where it fails to add product between the hours of 10 and 11 PM, has anyone seen this before?

A. RTFM its all been explained you stupid newbie.

Q. Umm, I've tried the single short man page created for this package, looked through the three paragraph thing that's jokingly called an install and setup manual, started looking through the source code and even started consulting the version diff files. It seems to be an actual bug.

A. I told you RTFM it's been explained in detail.

Q. PTFM so I can read it and find the answer. The equivalent of six double spaced typewritten pages you bothered to put in the tarball doesn't even begin to explain how the system's supposed to work or why a misconfiguration would cause such an odd problem.

PTFM by Golux January 11, 2011

PTFM

Purple Team Field Manual - is a cybersecurity manual that is written for both red teams and blue teams, and since red and blue makes purple. It is the purple team field manual.

Hey do you have a copy of the PTFM, i need to lookup a command for my red team.

PTFM by ctftoolkit November 10, 2020

ptpimf

Put that pussy in my face 😏

Ptpimf means :Telling your girlfriend to put her p**** in your face , telling he you want ruff sex

ptpimf by Abratttbabe July 24, 2021

Ptpom

Put tht p*ssy on me

Girl kome ptpom

Ptpom by brad1ey.985 September 13, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026