Poomkin 

a poop in a muffin, then....you make your bitch eat it while sucking your dick, the donut has to be heated first. FYI

bitch sucking dick while eating a poop muffin- poomkin

Poomkin by Moon poop turd high as hell ;) April 20, 2010

Poonkin 

noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.

Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

Poonkin by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.

Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

Pookin the Bean by Masked_Deviant April 24, 2020

Pookinesis 

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.

“Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”

Pookinesis by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019

Pookmin 

Basically defined as a whore. It is generally thought to be the worst kind of creature to roam the internet, and its behavior consists mostly of attention whoring. It may infect you with its AIDS, known as PookminAIDS, which will ultimately turn you into a Pookmin yourself. Avoid Pookmin at all costs.

I just saw Pookmin today, she tried to infect me with her AIDS but I ran away in time.

Dude, Pookmin is the worst kind of internet attention whore.

Pookmin by double decker bus from china August 19, 2011

poomsin 

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers

that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?

poomsin by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011