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pseudopawn

Noun; an unsuspecting person used to divert attention from someone committing a crime.
Ben saw that the salesman's attention was diverted from him while showing Jerry the store's selection of ties, so he used Jerry as a pseudopawn, quickly snatching two gold cuff links from the open display case.
by ARog59 September 7, 2024
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pseudoporn

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014
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pseudopatriot

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
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pseudoporn

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.
Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
by Vortigern April 24, 2010
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Pseudopath

Someone who pretends to give a shit.
I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.
by lmperfect April 21, 2022
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pseudopoon

Ever since Janet had her sex change, she's been slingin' that pseudopoon all over town. She still gets her bussy wrecked, too!

Pseudopoons bring spit roasting to a whole new level!
by GetUpInThatBussy September 11, 2015
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Pseudopastrophobia

The fear of every real-looking object being cake
The viral videos online of hyper realistic objects which turn out to be cakes when cut are causing massive pseudopastrophobia
by Meenie08 March 27, 2022
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