ARog59's definitions

Pityleech

One who clings to others' compassion by using this or her sickness or disability in order to attain extra care, attention, or favors.

Ever since her diagnosis, Jenna has turned into a real pityleech,using her diagnosis of chronic pain to wring sympathy, drugs, and weekend visits out of her friends whenever she feels down,

by ARog59 May 29, 2025

Bomits

Noun; acronym for Bearded Old Man In The Sky, sarcastic and deprecatory word for "God"

Joshua was loosing the Ping-Pong match, so he glanced upward and prayed to the Bomits.

by ARog59 January 3, 2025

gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

by ARog59 September 25, 2024

plastitrap

verb; to encase an item in plastic so tightly that it is very difficult to remove.

The seller decided to plastitrap the statuette, because he knew that the buyer would probably damage it while attempting to remove it from its package, and not be able to return it for a refund. Passive verb: plastitrapped

The seller decided to plastitrap the statuette, because he knew that it would make it more likely that the buyer would damage it, the and not be able to return it for a refund.

by ARog59 September 10, 2024

fream

Verb; to simultaneously fry and steam a food

Lester freamed the onions in olive oil, because it was faster than either frying or steaming them.

by ARog59 September 10, 2024

baitpawn

Noun; an individual unknowingly used as bait during the commission of a crime.

Eva really wanted the diamond necklace but did not wish to risk the consequences of getting caught, so she used her friend Gabby as a baitpawn, taking the necklace from the display case and slipping it into Gabby's purse.

by ARog59 September 7, 2024

pseudopawn

Noun; an unsuspecting person used to divert attention from someone committing a crime.

Ben saw that the salesman's attention was diverted from him while showing Jerry the store's selection of ties, so he used Jerry as a pseudopawn, quickly snatching two gold cuff links from the open display case.

by ARog59 September 7, 2024