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n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.
Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

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n.

1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
Jesus McFly! I stubbed my toe!
by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

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n. archaic

1. one who goes to hell for masturbation
2. one who thinks he/she is going to hell for masturbation
When I was a young Catholic, I became a hellfirebator.
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n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster
If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.
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n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
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n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.
HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

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n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

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