pseudofan

1- Someone who has on geographical and/or social attachment to a particular sports team, yet for some reason have been rooting for that particular team since they can remember.

Person A: Why are you going for the Patriots? You should be rooting for the the Rams, and other St. Louis teams!

Person B: I have always been rooting for the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Patriots since I have been born!

Person A: Fine, but your a Patriots pseudofan!

pseudofan by pseudonym definer January 3, 2011

pseudojuana 

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.

I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.

pseudojuana by ChargeItUp April 7, 2006

PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.

Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.

PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.

Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.

PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.

Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!

pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

Pseudointellectual

A pseudointellectual is someone who spews great amounts of garbage, interlaces it with huge words, and then expects to be accepted by the generally weak-minded sheep as a true intellectual. they are to be pitied and shown no leniency whenever you tromp on them with an actual argument. script kiddies are often pseudointellectuals.

A weak minded person who tries to convince others that he is intelligent, by writing or talking nonsense using complicated terms and expressions is called pseudointellectual.

Pseudointellectual by kumz December 2, 2007

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006