Pseudopath 

Someone who pretends to give a shit.

I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.

Pseudopath by lmperfect April 21, 2022

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.

Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!

pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

pseudopatriot 

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

pseudopatriot by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people

The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.

Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012

Pseudothug 

A false thug.

Someone who acts hard but is really just a punk ass bitch.

Not a true thug

Yeah, Robby thinks he's fucking street but he's just a pseudothug.

Pseudothug by tx2vt June 16, 2009

Pseudothot

A pseudothot is a woman (or in some cases man) who is obviously trying to look and act like a thot but isn't thotty enough to be a thot.

"OMG Kayla looks like such a thot!"
"Yeah, but she's not thotty enough to be a thot"
"Then she's a pseudothot."

Pseudothot by CAPTAIN SEAL June 16, 2018

Pseudopastrophobia 

The fear of every real-looking object being cake

The viral videos online of hyper realistic objects which turn out to be cakes when cut are causing massive pseudopastrophobia

Pseudopastrophobia by Meenie08 March 27, 2022