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pseudoporn

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014
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pseudoporn

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.
Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
by Vortigern April 24, 2010
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Pseudogon

Person: what’s on YouTube
YouTube: YTP: frosty the humanoid popsicle gets divorced by Pseudogon
Person: yay
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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Pseudomonday

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
by DeeLighted September 4, 2012
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pseudosport

like a sport, but not a proper sport.
Golf is a pseudosport
by tomdartmoor January 7, 2022
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Pseudononconformist

Someone who pretends to hate society and deny every having a part of society, but only do it to conform with their friends or their social groups. They claim that everyone in society hates them.
John, "Hey Ted. What are you doing?"
Ted, "Hating all of society because nobody likes me."
John, "I like you. You've been my best friend for years."
Ted, "That's a lie. I know you hate me. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to go hang around with other people with like minded ideas."
John, "But, you just said you hate everyone and everyone hates you. C'mon, don't be a pseudononconformist."
Ted, "..."

See: Emo;Goth
by Funkymunk July 16, 2009
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Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.
"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.
by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011
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