Apple crumble is a pseudofruit
by tomdartmoor March 24, 2022
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a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
by missadventure November 1, 2006
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A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.
I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.
by Cynai November 30, 2006
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by The Wack December 21, 2008
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For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
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