pseudofruit 

like a fruit, but not a fruit; or contains fruit

Apple crumble is a pseudofruit

pseudofruit by tomdartmoor March 24, 2022

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudoFruedian slip 

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.

I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.

pseudoFruedian slip by Cynai November 30, 2006

PseudoFriday 

The last day of a work week due to an extended weekend. The day before said weekend. Same as virtual Friday.

Yeah! Three day weekend this week! We get Friday off, and tomorrow (Thursday)is PseudoFriday!

PseudoFriday by The Wack December 21, 2008

pseudofriend 

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.

That teacher is just a pseudofriend.

pseudofriend by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

Pseudofaith 

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

Pseudofaith by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021