Pseudovisor 

A complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. This person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authoritity to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. This person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. Weasel.

Him: I just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what I was doing! WTF!?!

Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!

Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!

Pseudovisor by Death Wish October 9, 2008

Pseudovisor 

The person left in charge when the boss is gone. Has no real authority, just added responsibilities. Can be a nice person or a nasty one.

Coworker: Man I love it when Bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. I wish he was our real supervisor.

Pseudovisor by claidheamdanns July 23, 2012

pseudovision 

As explained in John Green's "Paper Towns", a pseudovision is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.

Margo was not in the pseudovisions, I had decided.

pseudovision by Awkward Addict July 2, 2014

pseudodivorce 

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.

They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.

Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."

Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."

Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"

Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."

Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."

Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."

Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."

Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."

Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."

pseudodivorce by Adel7 August 28, 2007