pseudophile 

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

pseudophile by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

pseudophile 

A middle aged person, usually a school teacher, who waits until his/her students graduate before hitting on them.

Yo, Mr. Smith is always going after chicks as soon as they graduate. That dude is such a pseudophile.

pseudophile by brewman31 July 25, 2011

pedophilesexual 

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

barney the pedophile by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Pedophile Glasses 

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

Pedophile Glasses by sera31204 July 9, 2010