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Movie Previews Voice 

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster
In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"


One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"

Sneak preview 

n.

1. (Communication Arts / Broadcasting) a screening of a film, or series pilot, at an unexpected time to test audience reaction before its release. Not to be confused with sneak peek.
We were invited to a sneak preview at Warner Bros. Studios!
Sneak preview by Jrskow July 16, 2011

Previewnesia 

The state of forgetting what movie you actually came to watch due to the excessive advertisements, trailers, previews, messages to silence one's cell phone, etc. that occur between the advertised start time of a movie and the time the feature begins. Usually, the state of Previewnesia is experienced right as the feature is (finally!) about to begin and you realize you can't remember what movie you are about to see.
Jim (to his date, Elaine): "Hey babe, do you remember what movie we are about to see? I've got previewnesia"
Elaine: "No I've got previewnesia too, I can't remember. Maybe it's Goonies 2 or Avengers 4?"
Previewnesia by RATTnroll January 18, 2015

Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
Preview Pirate by Austin42 February 13, 2009

preview fraud 

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.
'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'
preview fraud by sandspit November 30, 2009

preview fart 

The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.
"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"
preview fart by old man withers November 11, 2006