protwackinating 

The act of putting off something you should be doing due to the fact that you are twacked out on speed.

She sat down to fill out job applications but decided to smoke some meth, 6 hours later she found herself sorting her paper clips from binder clips and dusting off her collection of notebooks shes never wrote in and got mad at herself for protwackinating so long.

protwackinating by SpinSpanMotherlovinSPUNions November 24, 2019

Prowankinating 

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.

Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.

Prowankinating by Pete616 June 18, 2011

protaskinating 

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.

I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!

protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Procrackinating 

Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.

Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"

Procrackinating by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019