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Prowankinating

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
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protaskinating

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.
I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!
by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010
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protwackinating

The act of putting off something you should be doing due to the fact that you are twacked out on speed.
She sat down to fill out job applications but decided to smoke some meth, 6 hours later she found herself sorting her paper clips from binder clips and dusting off her collection of notebooks shes never wrote in and got mad at herself for protwackinating so long.
by SpinSpanMotherlovinSPUNions November 24, 2019
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