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Definitions by Khayejhaye

cracktitioner 

A person who specialises in cracktivities. May or may not hold a CrD in Cracktology
I stayed up all night and pulled apart several iPhones because I’m a dedicated cracktitioner.
cracktitioner by Khayejhaye March 28, 2022

Crackademy 

An educational facility where one attends to either study or teach Cracktology
Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
Crackademy by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Crackchelor 

noun
1. a male crack user who is not and has never been married.
2. A person who holds a mid-level qualification from the streets of (name any suburb known for its population of crack users) or other crackademic institution (only in titles or set expressions).
1. “Did you see that guy with all the crack whores hanging around him? I hear he’s a very eligible crackchelor”
2. "a Crackchelor of Cracktology"
Crackchelor by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Cracktologist 

(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.
I’m a qualified Cracktologist.
Cracktologist by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Cracktise 

Definition 1: to repeat any Cracktivity multiple times in order to become proficient

Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work
Def 1: I Cracktise my cleaning skills every day and now I’m almost a Certified Cracktitioner
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD
Cracktise by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Cracktology 

(Noun) The study of all things crack related
“I have a Diploma (Certificrack, crackchelor, CrD) of Cracktology”
Cracktology by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Person 1: “I went to Harvard to study Philosophy and achieved my PhD last year”
Person 2: “cool, I went to the streets of (name any suburb known for its drug use) to study Cracktology and it only took a month to get my CrD and now I’m running my own Cracktise”
CrD by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022