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protruding surprise 

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
protruding surprise by Argonak April 12, 2008

Proudtruding

When something is standing out and no one expects it to but is standing proudly!
, ie penis, nipples
Alexis nipples were proudtruding through her shirt

He woke up with a Proudtruding bonner

protrouding wasteline 

a waisteline which jutts outwards into the open space free from trousers. Commonmly found on the largest of all people also called an overhang
fat that has been released from the designated area eg. waist

petruding 

petruding is whitto for poppin'
whats petruding matriarch?>
petruding by jeniffer m August 6, 2004
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026