protract 

to lengthen(a word or phrase)to a longer form. the act or product of extending.

The fashion magazine vogue editor will not be willing to assistant's such short writing, so Mary is going to ask for to protract deadline to edit her essays.

protract by purinsy October 18, 2008

Protract and obfuscate

This is a testament to both the apathy and the corruption of your leadership by the way.

Hym Iam "And the collusion with the YouTube freaks (likely in exchange for legal protection and to avoid getting roped into this) to protract and obfuscate just goes to show how far they are willing to go to hide the truth. And no, Cody Johnston. I do not need to argue for why me specifically should not have to be stalked and harassed indefinitely. I'm not meeting a burden of proof that you have already met for me. And I'm not taking any of the blame for any of the reactions you received to you doing this to other people. Stop letting them stall. Stop letting the split the baby. I don't have to care about anything and I don't have to be properly motivated. You are all being insanely childish and the othe people didn't indulge you as long as I have, that's for sure."

Protract and obfuscate by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

Protractor Face 

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

Protractor Face by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.

Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends

Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

Protracted 

A word once used by Chris Sails, this means to protect something.

Wherever I go ima make sure my girl is protracted.

Protracted by Datboicappin October 26, 2020

pootractions 

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

pootractions by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling

Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her

protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017