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Protraction 

protraction is just another word for cutting. the reason it is protraction is because on degrassi, that girl ellie cut herself with a protractor. this is how most kids find out about cutting. they then think it is something useful to learn how to do. since they saw ellie from degrassi use a protractor, theses poor ignorent kids then cut with a protractor not knowing what else to use. this is what protraction is. if you cut, then you have protracted. if you are cutting, then you are protracting. if you are a cutter, you are not a protractor. You are a cutter.
Person 1: omg, last night on degrassi, ellie protracted her self ( she cut herself).

Person 2: yeah, when she was in the bathroom, she was protracting right out in the open! That was stupid as hell! anyone who protracts right in the middle of the school bathroom is just a total retard. they just look for attention. Real cutters don't do that. They go to protraction help (therapy).

Person 1: yeah, if you really are a cutter your going to protract secritively.

Person 2: exactly why degrassi is funny. plus the fake shoot-out and how like everyone is stupid and melo-dramatic.

Person 1: lol, that's the only way to watch it.
Protraction by Caycie November 3, 2006
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A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in
"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection For What 

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Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Protection 

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.
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splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
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John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

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Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!
Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

Protection 

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.
Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.
Protection by SlopNChop October 11, 2016
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