Protogent 

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

Protegent 

Unistal's Protegent is only antivirus software which protect your computer system from unknown virus threats.
It also provides data loss prevention software (Crash Proof) which is enables the user to recover/restore deleted files or data.

"Oops, my system crashed.
I lost my data. But I had an antivirus.
Antivirus is not enough. You need Protegent!
World's only antivirus with data recovery software.
Think beyond antivirus! Think Protegent!"

Protegent by ctrl+alt+delete August 15, 2017

cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

cdesign proponentsists by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

photogenic 

Suitable for being photographed. Someone who looks good in everyday life but really shines out in pictures.

Jennifer is photogenic

photogenic by Ghost2499 September 1, 2005

Protegent 

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.

"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"

Protegent by roblocks October 3, 2017

Protogen Appreciation Day 

protogen appreciation day is an event that occurs on February 27th of any year.

Person 1: i appreciate you my protogen friend
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day

Protogen Appreciation Day by jasoncreates9 January 17, 2021

Photogenlightenment 

The transcendent state of being in which one looks good in any and all photographs, without any apparent effort.

Elliot: Man, how does Albert look good in every picture? We need him to teach us how to be photogenic.

Josh: Yeah, a long time ago I resigned myself to the fact that I would never attain photogenlightenment.

Photogenlightenment by Jetro9 October 21, 2011