prostigram

To send someone a prostitute to the their house or place of business, cause the really need to get laid.

Man her ex-husband's such an asshole someone should send him a prostigram.

by toeknee pahthetiq martian June 5, 2010

Prostiguantlet

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.

Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!

by I am the Travis August 19, 2013

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

prostigoat

A prostotute goat.

Man, Prostigoat!!
Duh... Prostigoat!!

by anklesarelikelittlehats June 11, 2006

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

Prostitranny

A combination of a Prostitute and a Transexual (tranny)

" She is a prostitranny."
" I don't see how she will be making any money on the streets."

by Phreshmami March 2, 2009

prostigga

A black prostitute, usually found in the slums and ghettos. You can find a prostigga wearing very revealing clothing with prostiboots as well. It's safe to call them whores and sluts because they're usually all over your boyfriends.

"Oh no, that prostigga is making out with my boyfriend!"

by sara pollydino March 11, 2009