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prostetot
A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
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prostie
prostie by cheryl-renee February 15, 2005
Proteen
A teenager who is well adept at the art of being a teen. This teen brings it to a professional level.
Proteen by Dreamspeeder September 20, 2016
Prosthenograpy
Pornography in which fake or prosthetic genitalia is used in an often pathetic attempt to appear real.
"If his dick is 20" long and he needs to hold onto it all the time, it's probably a case of prosthenograpy."
Prosthenograpy by Gruesnack July 2, 2008
prosthetic asspointers
Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.
prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009
Prostertot
and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style
prositute + tot = prostertot
TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...
TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...
Prostertot by nadinelillian April 14, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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