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prospericy 

When the whole world knows something about you that you don't know about yourself: usually they won't tell you and keep it a secret for all of your life. It is not negative and there is no plotting against you.
Opposite of conspiracy.
Everyone knows that you have an abnormally small head but no one will tell you because it may be so devastating to you that you would kill yourself is a prospericy.
prospericy by Ken Bopec January 31, 2009
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prospefity 

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity
Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.
prospefity by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

prospercreates

An awesome Roblox player with lots of friends who is very friendly
Friend 1: I like prospercreates she’s so cool!
Friend 2: ikr
prospercreates by AllXaZ April 2, 2022

prospiracy 

(pro-SPEAR-uh-see) A secret plan by a group of people to do something good for another person or group of people. The opposite of a conspiracy.
John's friends formed a prospiracy to throw a surprise party for him.
prospiracy by Marc412 September 25, 2016

prospefity 

A state of wealth that is dependent on less fortunate and underprivileged who prop up a white male cisgendered political illuminati whose aim is to destroy rank democracy for fear of these same less fortunate citizens having an equal voice.
"Democracy isn't the objective. Liberty, peace, and prospefity are; rank democracy can thwart that." - Send. Mike Lee (Utah)
prospefity by Crewhotdog October 8, 2020

Prospercution 

Getting rich whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."

Prospercution

Prospering whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."
"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted. Prospercution"
Prospercution by Gilbert Crass August 8, 2015

prosperity gospel 

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.
The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.