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prospiracy 

(ADJ) pro-spear- acy : the sneaking suspicion that someone is trying to help you.
Found ten dollars in my pocket today, I think there is kind of prospiracy going on here.
prospiracy by Mastermind1977 April 26, 2016
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pyropiracy

The act of taking something on fire, like a cigarette, and sharing this fire with others by placing the lit end on the outer unlit end of your friend's cigarette. This infringes on the person who gave you a license to burn your cigarette. The idea is that the fire is the intellectual property of whoever gave it to you, and you're only allowed one copy.
Pyropiracy is very harmful to the match and lighter industry by infringing their reserved rights.

Bill Gates:How did you light that cigarette without a lighter?
Warezman:Pyropyracy.
FBI:I charge you with pyropiracy. Pay me $250,000!

Pornspiracy 

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.
Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.
Pornspiracy by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Pornspiracy 

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.
Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.
Pornspiracy by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

prospericy 

When the whole world knows something about you that you don't know about yourself: usually they won't tell you and keep it a secret for all of your life. It is not negative and there is no plotting against you.
Opposite of conspiracy.
Everyone knows that you have an abnormally small head but no one will tell you because it may be so devastating to you that you would kill yourself is a prospericy.
prospericy by Ken Bopec January 31, 2009

Petspiracy 

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.
Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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