proseld

someone who has sold one Million or more by drop shipping

im a proseld

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proseld

somone who has made 1m plus from drop shiping

im a proseld

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proselytute

A person who whores out a religion.

The proselytutes were handing out church fliers on campus again.

by Mac_D September 25, 2007

Proselytute

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.

All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!

by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

proselytize

To induce someone to convert to one's faith.

To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.

To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.

"Mormons have to proselytize for 2 years whilest Witnesses do it from the cradle to the grave."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."

by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009

proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011