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proselytute
proselytute by Mac_D September 25, 2007
Proselytute
Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.
All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!
Proselytute by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007
proselytize
To induce someone to convert to one's faith.
To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.
To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.
To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.
To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.
proselytize by anonymous July 26, 2004
facebook proselytizer
noun-
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
facebook proselytizer by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
proselytaser
An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser
I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!
proselytaser by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011
proselytase
PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..
"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn
proselytase by CountrySwan October 25, 2011
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