proselytute

A person who whores out a religion.

The proselytutes were handing out church fliers on campus again.

by Mac_D September 25, 2007

Proselytute

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.

All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!

by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

proselytute

1) A person who uses the religious beliefs of others for non-religious personal gain, ie., a politician
2) Those who go door-to-door, attempting to gain converts to their religion, i.e, a Mormon or missionary

Bob was a proselytute who hadn't seen the inside of a church since he was baptised, but he knew he could get votes by appealing to the wealthy bible-thumpers -- who'd shower him with campaign dollars if he'd just announce his "godliness" and pose for a "family values" photo shoot at the church picnic.

by WordyGrrl May 30, 2006

proselytute

a person who converts or attempts to convert (someone) from one religion, belief, or opinion to another for money; a lobbyist

Tourist 1: Let's visit K Street and check out the proselytutes!
Tourist 2: I thought selling sex was illegal in the US.
Tourist 1: Not at all, mind-fucking is perfectly legal!

by Poruchan July 30, 2011

proselytute

people of questionable moral character seducing others from sidewalks and street corners for their own evangelization gratification

I can't walk down the street anymore without those overly ambitious proselytutes telling me i'm going to hell

by LazloKaiser April 21, 2025

proselytize

To induce someone to convert to one's faith.

To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.

To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.

"Mormons have to proselytize for 2 years whilest Witnesses do it from the cradle to the grave."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."

by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009