A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when peoplesay preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.
The best idea anyone has ever had in the universe. It is simply preposterous that you would assume this idea is not poggers. Something so incredibly terrible that it is poggers.
"Just killed a woman... feeling good" - TommyInnit
"That's so pogposterous Tommy" - auto-generated Wilbur tweets
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.