prongol

an internally messed up person who still decides to walk the planet. they enjoy being single and commonly mistakes the abbreviation “mems” to “men’s”. unfortunately for these ‘people’, they have no men in their lives so are forced to either live in a cat cage or be gay, which ever one comes first. to be a prongol you have to be single for at least 15 years, preferably your whole life. these loners tend to radiate their energy of being a lonely fuck, so keep your distance of a bare minimum of 20 metres just in case you catch prongolitis. thank you for listening to my ted talk

person 1: i am a single ass prongol

person 2: zero mennos

by yee yee legend July 20, 2019

Prongles

The ultimate chip that once you pop, THAT’S GREAT! Brayden, the Xtreme warthog, is their awesome mascot. Available in great flavors such as Salt & Potato as well as Onions & Cream.

“Hey man, can you pass me the Prongles”
“Sure” *passes the can*
*Pops open the can* “That’s Great”

by Solarixmd November 24, 2017

prongles

another word for pringles.

Hey dogger want some prongles?
yes.

by Dogger181 August 17, 2020

prongle

Pringles knockoffs.

Prongles, rather than Pringles, are about three dollars cheaper, and still come in the distintive shape and in a tube.

by G-rash June 16, 2009

prongling

A Sneaky Wank

Yo I had a mad prongling session last night

by thedefinitionguylmao December 28, 2020

Prongle

1. An honorable stack
2. Taking away a person's pride otherwise; another's bitch

Dude: Shit, I lost my Prongles agian!
Guy: I have your Prongles now, bitch.

by yung March 22, 2004

Pongolo

Booze

I haven't hit the pongolo for three days. Since I got blootered at Ali's party.

by jimxxjim January 25, 2009