promz

slang/abbreviation for promise

"i'm still listenin' to ya lecture, teach! i promz!"

"you're not even looking at me."

then thestudent vomits all over the tablet

promz by gooberwooby17 August 23, 2026

promcest 

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!

Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!

promcest by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020

Promaja 

A mystical force of nature responsible for ailments and deaths of millions of Balkan people throughout history.

"Promaja!"
"CLOSE THE WINDOWS!"

Promaja by KatarinaRat1623 August 30, 2016

prometheus school of running away from things 

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

prometheus school of running away from things by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016

promicron 

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron

Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.

promicron by the comand'r December 21, 2021

promiscrewity 

One who acts quickly on sexual urges.

Also one who does not keep promises especially about sex.

Ben Dover exhibited his promiscrewity in bars all over the town.

promiscrewity by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

prom bitch 

A prom queen (or king) candidate that is obnoxious, self-centered and is practically foaming at the mouth to be crowned. A promzilla. Also, PROM BITCH is the original title of author Ami Allen-Vath's YA novel, LIARS and LOSERS LIKE US.

Can't believe she's nominated for prom queen...more like prom bitch.
Not to be a prom bitch but she didn't even match her cummerbun to my corsage.

prom bitch by PromBitch October 18, 2015