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promicron 

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron
Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.
promicron by the comand'r December 21, 2021
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promispronunciation 

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.
To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').
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CrOmicron 

CrOmicron
We are so over this Cromicron! Enough with these virus mutations!
CrOmicron by dianamontana December 19, 2021

Prozitron 

Someone who frequently uses prostitution “Prozi’s” services and who enjoys being in the company of sex workers. Has a extreme sex addiction, enjoys taking sex drive enhancment medication, frequents brothels and sex palours like a robot. Term is associated with TV show transformers robot cartoon characters , Megatron etc, sometime will use brothels like a regular hotel.
1) This client Paced around like a Possessed Prozitron

2) Wow this Sex Client is a real Prozitron

3) I’m going Prozitroning tonight

4) I think I transforming into a Prozitron
Prozitron by ProziPower December 1, 2023