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promotar 

1) Someone who promotes events but doesn't know how to spell.

2) Someone who shits their pants often.
From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
promotar by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016
Words you can keep
n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male
John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful
Sarah: oh please!
Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter
John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free
Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP
Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped
Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party
Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?
Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid
promoter by language_sentinel August 24, 2005

fag promoter 

In colloquial terms, a fag promoter is a step up from a fag hag. Fag promoters are broads who enable homosexual men to successfully become queens. They will stop at no lengths to promote; there is no stopping a promoter of fags.
That homo use to like football but the fag promoter has him watching Lifetime movies:
fag promoter by Azzzzzzz January 12, 2009

promotor boatist

A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.
Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!

Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!

pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe
girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.
pussy promoter by -michell♥ July 5, 2010

prototard 

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.
You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.
prototard by comagroper January 19, 2010

Part Truth Promoter (PTP) 

One who promotes their version of the Truth but it is only Part of the Truth and not the Whole Truth. They are a Part Truth Promoter (PTP).
Example: "Those who like to be against some SJWs are really a Part Truth Promoter (PTP)."

Example: "Part Truth Promoters (PTPs) are good at denying certain prejudices, ills, and vices. Those who bring these up are called Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) in their eyes"
Part Truth Promoter (PTP) by MrMum November 21, 2018
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