prototard
You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.
prototard by comagroper January 19, 2010
Prototard
Me: why is that kid sticking metal in the outlet over there
Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class
Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class
Prototard by Face.luftwaffe January 6, 2020
photocard
a picture of a celeb on a small piece of card that is Widley popular amongst the kpop community. photocards are most commonly found in albums and are a popular trading item. some people collect certain peoples photocards or even a whole groups photocards.
person 1: whos photocard did you get in the recent straykids album?
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard
photocard by straykidsfan November 18, 2020
prostitard
A special education kid (usually a girl) who is the town bicycle for all the other special ed kids.Similar to a prostitot, but with mental disabilitites.
prostitard by trent ralf February 20, 2007
protard
Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
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