prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

by comagroper January 19, 2010

Prototard

Those kids in your school that seem they should be in special education but somehow aren’t

Me: why is that kid sticking metal in the outlet over there

Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class

by Face.luftwaffe January 6, 2020

photocard

a picture of a celeb on a small piece of card that is Widley popular amongst the kpop community. photocards are most commonly found in albums and are a popular trading item. some people collect certain peoples photocards or even a whole groups photocards.

person 1: whos photocard did you get in the recent straykids album?
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard

by straykidsfan November 18, 2020

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

prostitard

A special education kid (usually a girl) who is the town bicycle for all the other special ed kids.Similar to a prostitot, but with mental disabilitites.

amber: why does that tard get more dick than me?
trent: i know, she's a hella fatty prostitard!

by trent ralf February 20, 2007

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009