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Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Proportionizing 

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions
The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.
Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.
probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

proportionising 

How to fake a sexy body. Defined by Eureka, Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 10.
We’re proportionising, creating the perfect silhouette, even if she artificial af
proportionising by BCclaire May 30, 2018

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018