Promotionist
The act of taking every opportunity in return for reward, honor or promotion, than for duty or mission.
Promotionist by Tab73 January 23, 2021
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promotions
What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).
Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.
Poster Two: I just got promoted!
Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
Poster Two: I just got promoted!
Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
promotions by T_Andrews October 28, 2007
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Promotions
A 4chan meme which started on /v/. Since /v/ is ostensibly a work-safe board, people assume it's completely safe to browse the board at work (hence the name). One day, someone posted a NSFW image, and one person posted "My boss walked by when I had the image open at work, and I got fired." Someone responded "I got promoted," implying he was promoted to replace the first guy. Soon after, when someone posted another work-unsafe image, one person responded "PROMOTIONS!"
People unfamiliar with the phrase's origins believed it to be wholly ironic, and thought it was so hilarious they repeated it whenever work-unsafe material finds its way onto the board, and then it became a true meme.
It should NOT be assumed that bosses like to see their workers watch porn at work.
People unfamiliar with the phrase's origins believed it to be wholly ironic, and thought it was so hilarious they repeated it whenever work-unsafe material finds its way onto the board, and then it became a true meme.
It should NOT be assumed that bosses like to see their workers watch porn at work.
Promotions by tsochar May 5, 2009
Outta Promotions - EAA
OP-EAA - An amazing non corporate non profit making music promotions collective / who's members are all Like-minded, shared ethix people of similar backgrounds & political upbringings, who strive to PROMOTE on a Social Media Platform & Websites & promote UNITY thru MUSIC - MUNIFY
IF YOU NEED YOR MUSIC HEARD CONTACT US. ....
IF YOU NEED YOR MUSIC HEARD CONTACT US. ....
Outta Promotions - EAA promoted our music & event on their media sites and WE ARE NOW SOOOOO POPULAR that OP-EAA are deffo the BEST promo collective we know to date -USE EM-THEY WILL MAKE U HEARD
OP-EAA YOU D BEST OP-EAA munify music promotionsoutta promotions -EAA
OP-EAA YOU D BEST OP-EAA munify music promotionsoutta promotions -EAA
Outta Promotions - EAA by chaos girl May 20, 2016
promotions
The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.
Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
promotions by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
Promobitionist
When you promote and actively on the promotion rise. Our goal is awareness, appreciation and proactivity.
Promobitionist by Imissphilly December 31, 2019
Hey Papi Promotions Network
The Hey Papi Promotions Network is a global family-friendly Christian faith-based social media networking platform.
Christian Social Network Hey Papi Promotions Network is a top Christian faith-based social media network for posting Christian events and community service activities.
Hey Papi Promotions Network by Shawn Papi July 13, 2023
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